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Ek Baap ne apne bete ko ginti k zariye bathroom
Jana sikhaya..
1.zip kholo
2.pipi nikalo
3.skin pichhe khicho
4.susu karo
5.skin aage khicho
6.pipi andar Lo
7.zip band karo
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Baap roz khush hota tha jab bathroom me se
aavaz aati
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,…
Magar ek din usne suna..
3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,….
Aur behosh ho gaya.
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Jisko samajh aaya wo share kare , baki bache
POGO dekho

Boy to Nurse.
Boy:- me Aap ke pas so jau… ?
Nurse :- So jaao.
Boy:- Aapke pet me Ungli karu..?
Nurse:-kar lo.
Thodi Der baad.
.Nurse:-Aah Aah Aai Aaaa…!
Ye Pet Nahi hai..
Boy:-Ye Ungli Bhi Nahi Hai… =))


Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab
, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool
Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke.
Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo
Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke.
Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo,
Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

Super POGO joke …….. ; )
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1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete Se Gusse Me
Bola: Gadhe, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..!
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli: AAP Bhi Khaiye
Na….

Customar: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan
Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.
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Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhains Ka Dudh Aata Hai
SUNNY LEONE Ka Nahi

Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein
rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se
puchha:
Khana kaisa tha?
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza
aa gaya!


1 Larka, 1 Larki

AHA
Adhi Rat Ko
OHO
Jungle Me,
WAWAH
Jhari K Peche
OYE
Sab Se Chup K
UFF
Ek Dujey K Sath
HAWW
Aam Kha Rahe Thay
FITAY MU.Pahle usne utari sadi,
Phir aai petikot ki bari,
Phir diya blauj utar,
Jyada khush mat ho yaar,
Thi ek kapde sukhane ki taar!
Ha Ha Ha

4 saal ka Baccha: Chachi Aapko ladka hoga.
Chachi: Beta tujhe kaise pata hai.
Baccha: Aapki fati hui chaddi mein se
uski muchhe dikh rahi hai!!


Couple date par tha
, Dad ne dekh liya!! Dad ne call kiya: beta kaha ho? Beta: Paper dene aaya hu…Dad: Zara dhyan se.. is paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai – Bhoot Insan ko darane ke liye..Machchar Insan ko satane ke liye &Husband or Wife Insan ko banane k liye…


Pandit Ji Meri Shaadi Ko 5
 Saal Hogaye, Par, Ek Bhi Baccha Nahi Hua! Pandit: Mein Badrinath Me Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga. Jisse Tumhari Manokamna Poori Hogi…10 Saal Baad… Pandit Uske Ghar Aaya..Ghar Me 10 Bacche The…Pandit: Mubarak Ho ! Baccho Ke Papa Kaha Hai..?? Wife: Badrinath Gaye Hain, Diya Bujhaane….

Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Dalungi?? Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo..Girl: Oops Sare Kapde Geelay
Ho Gaye..Boy: Aur logi?? Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh GolGappe Tum Hi Khao.